Pirate Penguin book 2

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PIRATE PENGUIN vs NINJA CHICKEN Book 2
ESCAPE FROM SKULL FRAGMENT ISLAND

This is the only place you can get it
Autographed by the Author!
$15 + s/h

Set phasers for maximum silly: Ray Friesen, the non-stop sugar rush called by Booklist “a manic blend of mayhem and adventure,” is back for more! When Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken stumble across a mystical lost sword, a rip-roaring aquatic adventure ensues, with appearances by cousin Privateer Puffin, the terrifying Pirate Queen, and two unforgettable "mermaids." PLUS: our heroes get trapped in a Swedish furniture store, and a dozen more wacky short stories!

Hardcover, Full Color, 112 Pages



 





 

PIRATE PENGUIN vs NINJA CHICKEN Book 1
Hardcover

Autographed by the Author
$10 + s/h

100 pages of pure sillyness, arguing, swordfights, and ice cream, starring Pirate Penguin, Ninja Chicken, Ninja Squid, and Astronaut Armadillo

$10, hardcover, full color

 

PIRATE PENGUIN PLUSH TOYS

Everyone's favorite comedic fighting birds, Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chicken, in real fuzzy life! Perfect for putting on emergency puppet shows, and also for snuggling.



$18 for the inseperable pair.

 

 

FAIRY TALES I JUST MADE UP
Deluxe Hardcover

Autographed by the Author
$20 + s/h


The most beloved Fairytale Classics are kinda... broken. I mean, they don't have ANY Dinosaurs, Robots, Zombies or Space Aliens in them. So we fixed that! Fairy Tales I Just Made Up! is jam-packed with everything you could ever want from a collection of snakry bedtime stories for weirdo children, including: Magical-Science, The Dumbest Love Story Ever, and a Helicopter Made Out Of Bacon! So yeah, it's pretty great.





Lookit 5 book combo
Autographed by the author

Includes the full set of 5 Lookit books, 'A Cheese Related Mishap' 'YARG!' 'Another Dirt Sandwich' 'Cupcakes of Doom!' and 'Piranha Pancakes.